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Joe Biden the Pavement

from Keep Practicing by Joker

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This song is based on a knock-knock joke that I made up. I told the joke to my friend Heather a few years ago and she nearly died laughing. I wrote the lyrics as a diss track to our pervert-in-chief who cheated his way into office because our REAL president Donald Trump was beating Biden's ass by a landslide.

lyrics

[Verse 1]
You’re biting the pavement tonight
Touch Harley Quinn and you’re in for a fight
I’ll kick your ass up and down the street
Get out of the strip club if you can’t stand the heat
I’ll put you in the grave behind a school gym
Chances of survival will be slim
No need for you to look so affright
You’re biting the pavement tonight

[Chorus]
Joe Biden the Pavement (4x)

[Verse 2]
I’ll bash your face in with a crowbar
No one’s gonna recognize who you are
Keep your filthy hands to yourself
Before I put your severed head on my shelf
You’re a pervert and your mom is a whore
No one will give a fuck about you no more
Get your ugly face out of our sight
You’re biting the pavement tonight

[Chorus]

[Bridge]
Have no fear; my boots are here
Shoved up your ass and going straight through your ear
What a mess! All that’s left is your hair!
Cleanup on Aisle Everywhere!
Have no fear; the Reaper is here
He approaches and your death looms near
Armed with his scythe, he chops off your head
Your corpse twitches as you lay dead

[Hook]
Joe Biden the Pavement (Your pedophile tendencies)
Joe Biden the Pavement (Happen faster than I can sneeze)
Joe Biden the Pavement (You have Grab-Ass Disease)
Joe Biden the Pavement (I’ll bring you down to your knees)

[Guitar solo]

[Verse 3]
Now you’re dead and all the women rejoice
No longer will you have a voice
They all laugh and dance upon your grave
Celebrating the demise of a knave
No longer will they suffer next to a freak
No more hearing about your grab-ass streak
No more nightmares about you tonight
You’re biting the pavement tonight

[Outro]
You’re biting the pavement
You’re biting the pavement
You’re biting the pavement
You’re biting the pavement
You’re biting the pavement
You’re biting the pavement
You’re biting the pavement
You’re biting the pavement tonight

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from Keep Practicing, released August 13, 2021
Joker - vocals, guitars, bass, MIDI drums, recording, production, mixing

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Joker Big Bear, California

We all can go insane with just one bad day. And I've had plenty of bad days. Then after going to the 2019 Harvest Crusade down in Anaheim and rededicating my life to Jesus Christ, I decided to use my songwriting to please God. I was tired of getting stabbed in the back so many times and playing in certain bands that never went anywhere. This project is me letting go of my past. Enjoy the ride. ... more

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